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Evil Genius

from Ingeniously Evil by Crimson Clocks

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GurdyBird If you need to have a soundtrack to your evil scheming (and you do) then this is the track for you. Beautifully sinister and gleefully wicked.
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lyrics

Evil genius, would-be ruler of the universe
I’m feeling a little bit mean-ious
You never know what I might do-niverse
Evil genius, the master of the universe
Sitting here hatching my schemes-ious
You never know what I might do-niverse.

I have a pool of mutant sharks,
I have a goon with a bowler hat I’m dressed with style,
I’m dressed to kill Stroking the head of my favourite cat
My secret base is underground
And mission control is on the moon
My evil minions are running around
My time as master of all will be soon

Evil genius, would-be ruler of the universe
I’m feeling a little bit mean-ious
You never know what I might do-niverse
Evil genius, the master of the universe
Sitting here hatching my schemes-ious
You never know what I might do-niverse.

I built a bomb the size of Canary Wharf
I’ve sent the world a ransom note
I poisoned the Queen by spiking her wine
And only I have the antidote
I’m crazy for power,
I’m crazy for wealth
Or maybe I’m just plain crazy
I know I had no pets as a child
But after that it all gets a bit hazy

Evil genius, would-be ruler of the universe
I’m feeling a little bit mean-ious
You never know what I might do-niverse
Evil genius, the master of the universe
Sitting here hatching my schemes-ious
You never know what I might do-niverse.

Evil genius, ever so ever so devious
I know I’m a little obscene-ious
Just check my form I’ve got previous

I’ve chained the hero to my doomsday device
There’s no way he can ever survive
If he doesn’t escape in just 12 hours
He’ll never get out alive, alive
I’m smarter and richer and better than you
I should be your empress and that is that
So wait in fear for my next evil scheme
(Excuse me first while I feed the cat…)

Evil genius, would-be ruler of the universe
I’m feeling a little bit mean-ious
You never know what I might do-niverse
Evil genius, the master of the universe
Sitting here hatching my schemes-ious
You never know what I might do-niverse.

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from Ingeniously Evil, released December 15, 2013

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Crimson Clocks Birmingham, UK

Crimson Clocks set out to deliver the unexpected. We are definitely not your average 'rock' band! Whilst our styles do include some rock, in addition we include some Reggae, Latin, Jazz and something... intangible.

All our songs are original and cover diverse topics including revenge, the devil, vampires, viking/celtic mythology and cats to name but a few.
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